12-17-2008@9:30pm [catharsis]:
Polish your shoes until they really shine.
11-10-2008@9:54pm [pure win]:
Get Barack Rolled.
09-11-2008@2:57pm [has it?]:
Has the large hadron collider destroyed the world yet?
09-07-2008@1:38pm [it's on my car]:
That's a big bug.
08-21-2008@3:05am [nom nom nom]:
My blood! He... he punched out all my blood!